Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Three Faces of Hillary

"The Sky will Open, the Light will come down, Celestial Choirs will be singing..."
(Hillary watches Saturday Night Live) 
(Hillary Stalks SuperDelegates) 

It;s been quite a week since the wheels of Hillary's campaign bus spun off sending the Hillary08 train careening down the mountain. This weekend it was clever Hillary scorning Obama while managing to sound like a Huckabee supporter or an extra in a high school revival of Angels in America. 
When she tires of summoning the shrieking monkeys onto her opponent, presumably Hillary spent the last week re-reading the NAFTA trade Agreement, caterwalling each time a new mailer arrives from Obama, and approving the Barack "what not to wear" photos for distribution. 
Of course the Clinton08 campaign office has been busy, what with all those mailers and photos and shrieking monkeys, but at least they had time to whip up a new campaign (un)strategy, the KITCHEN SINK manifesto, sure to appear as if (a) they know what they are doing and (b) not panicking and (c) really really have a strategy for this campaign. 

crabby weasel 


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